freakadillycircus:

zartlila:

#FYI these are cats that had just been sedated at the vet

GPOY EVERY MORNING

jade-sexual:

jaredpotterlecki:

comparisons:

saltandsilverbullets:

illegalfag:

satomimi:

sometimes i wonder what my teachers’ otps are.

what if teachers shipped their students

ship wars in the staff room

anonymous hate mail in other teachers’ assignment boxes

fanfiction written by english teachers, fanart drawn by art teachers

the real edgy teachers write teacher/student fics and hope the school board doesn’t find out

(the school board knows and eagerly awaits each new chapter)

If only people knew the truth about us teachers ;)

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“There are times to stay put, and what you want will come to you, and there are times to go out into the world and find such a thing for yourself.”
― Lemony Snicket, Horseradish: Bitter Truths You Can’t Avoid

I think this might just be applicable to my life right about now.

myspecialhell:

GfuckingPOY

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cumberqueen:

redscharlach:

The SherLympics! At last, an international sporting event that will really bring London to a standstill…

Hell, I even want to be a part of this. 

Ghost in the Stalls (x)

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This song is so lovely. Not a fan of twilight but hey ho - everyone has their likes and dislikes right?

milliganoutbitches:

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Black Lab

‘This Night’

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fuckyeahgeographyalligator:

geogrrrl:

Seriously.

I’ve been waiting for one of these.

These are still the formative years of Sherlock Holmes. The most important thing about this series is not that it’s updated. It’s the fact that those two men are still young. And they’re still at the beginning of what they don’t yet know is gonna be a life-long partnership. - S. Moffat

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waitfortheawesomeness:

According to Barney Stinson, the way to seduce someone is: 

1. Ignore them

2. Give them a backhanded compliment which is really an insult

3. Brag subtly in the form of a compliment 

4. Make them feel special

5. Make unnecessary contact to initiate intimacy 

6. Intense eye contact

Omg. Sherlock reads Barney’s blog :D The seduction of Dr.John Watson.  

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I am the embodiment of the very girl your mother warned you about.

“She’ll break your heart and use you. Don’t trust a girl who thrives on being wanted.”

She was right, y’know.

I will make you regret ever trusting someone.

I will use you and leave you feeling empty and broken.

I will show no remorse for what I have done.

I will make you love me.

I will burn the heart out of you.

                                                   But…

I will love you more than life itself.

And this will be my undoing.